So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can't special order awesome
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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