When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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