Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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