I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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