I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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