I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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