He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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