what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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