question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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