no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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