You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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