Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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