it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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