waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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