Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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