Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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