do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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