her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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