ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dick very happy bro
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