NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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