Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it hurts more in the daytime
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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