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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Less talking, more tequila
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The adults are the big ones right?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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