i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm jealous of your bromance
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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