yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
