How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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