dude i'm inner monologue high
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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