All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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