I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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