i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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