Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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