And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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