weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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