Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need help removing her.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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