He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I did not marry a roomba.
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