she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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