at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She is in my trunk
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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