He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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