Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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