he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Is it because I queefed?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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