omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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