my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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