ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wish i was in the wii world.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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