My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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