i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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