her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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