I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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