Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Found your dick twin last night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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