I accidentally burped into my bong.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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