I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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