i dont even know how to be here
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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