i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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