I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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