we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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