She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
