So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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